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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

I’ve never had an online dating profile and now suddenly I want one

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cara alwill's avatar

Weekend project!

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Birgit Putteman's avatar

Come to Europe. Where titties, all sizes, are meant to be free! Monokini is normalized here.

I was in Milan the other week and if I didn’t had a whole collection of Intissimi bras myself I would think they dont have bras in Italy 🤷🏻‍♀️.

And just so you know, if you ever can’t wait till your apartment, it’s actually legal for women to wear topless in New York! Don’t ask me why I know these random NY things. I’m obsessed 💕

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cara alwill's avatar

I am on my way girl! (LITERALLY!) #freethetitties

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Michelle's avatar

This is epic! Can’t wait to see you top this one!

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Valerie Jones's avatar

brilliant! Kinda like the 'instagram vs reality' only for the dating apps haha

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cara alwill's avatar

hahaha totally!!

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Anne's avatar

I love this so hard. Thank you.

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cara alwill's avatar

<333

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Melissa Whyte's avatar

The part about the bra!!!!! Like seriously I would love to go out and not have to wear a bra especially here in Jamaica like seriously the sun is killing me I would love to have them free!

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cara alwill's avatar

rightttttt? it's torture

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Talie — Very Freqy Girl®'s avatar

This should be a series for sure

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cara alwill's avatar

Your wish is my command! On it 💘

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dgh's avatar

I feel seen. 🤣🤣

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cara alwill's avatar

<333

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Farah Bashir's avatar

The best one I've seen (maybe because it's too real) 😂😂

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cara alwill's avatar

😂

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Karla Fajardo's avatar

I literally cackled 🤣🤣🤣

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cara alwill's avatar

😂😂😂

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Lauren Walsh's avatar

I am crying 😂😂😂 this is so real !!

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cara alwill's avatar

🤣🍷🍟

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Molly's avatar

Love this so much!

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cara alwill's avatar

💘💘💘

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Christoph Schiffer's avatar

LMAO damn you triggered me slightly 🍷 (I am an ex-alc) but I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 excellent writing style thank you for sharing this piece of art 🙏

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cara alwill's avatar

lol sorry!!!!

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Christoph Schiffer's avatar

no prob cheers 🥂

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Tiffany Dennett's avatar

I love this blog post!

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Kristina Nasti's avatar

I like this one extra extra andddd the key to a happy relationship is gaslighting him into thinking he was actually a virgin before he met you 🙃🤷🏼‍♀️

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Nicole Coenen's avatar

Loves everything about this, if I hadn't given up dating altogether I would be inspired to get more creative with a profile.

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